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Green puns in 2025

Do you know why green beans are so zen?
– They’ve finally found their inner peas.

I overheard a green bean meeting a banana for the first time the other day. The bean asked, “How are you peeling today?”

Your good seed for the day

What did the golf course say to the golfer?
– You are tee-riffic.

What do you call the guy who is always sitting in the garden sunbathing?
– Your brother-in-lawn.

You may be a bit green, but I leek you.

Shrek and The Hulk have very similar political beliefs. They both always vote for the Green party.

Mmm, matcha say?

What did the green bean say when he met a banana for the first time?
– Hey, how you peeling?

What do you call a dead bean that is wandering about eating people’s brains? A zombean.

The Hulk really doesn’t like green puns. That’s because they make him laugh, so he’s not angry any more!

Did you hear about the burglars that used strong blades of grass to pick a padlock on our supplies store?
– The evidence may have been planted.

Thank you for bean you.

Did you know The Hulk was once given as desk job as a new policeman? Apparently he was too green to go out on patrol with the rest.

Eat, drink and be rosemary

Greenades and Ham

Help me help a friend: need a good pun
Hi, a friend of mine had to organize a “theme”week for a Biology student’s association. The name of the theme has to be a biology pun. Examples are: smells like green spirit, game of thorns, sofishticated or the great catsby.

These names were all used in the past and now she needs new names. Help me out, thanks in advance.

Our dog went missing yesterday if you’ve seen it please lettuce know.

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