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Green puns in 2025

Herb your enthusiasm

Looking for a green joke about golf?
– Let’s have a pun part-tee.

If a gardener was to sculpt an outdoor church, it would surely include some stained grass windows.

Have an olive-ly birthday.

There’s a very well known singer you may have heard of… He was totally green, and his name was Elvis Parsley.

I love you so matcha.

Did you hear about the green salad that mysteriously disappeared?
– All I uncovered were the chard romaines.

Mange tout is the most chilled out vegetable that you can find. It has discovered its inner peas.

Green fingered people send letters, just like the rest of us. However, instead of the post office they use the compost office.

Why are cows so good for grass?
– They are great lawn mooers.

You’re my favorite human bean.

What is green, blue and very small?
– A lizard holding its breath.

Don’t stop the beetroot

Have a green thumb

Stadiums are going to be so much hotter this summer
They’ll be missing all their fans…
Thanks Hank Green!

You kale me with kindness.

What is big, green and can kill you if it falls out of a tree?
– A pool table.

I was recently diagnosed as being colourblind, it really came out of the green.

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