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Grill puns in 2025

At the office barbecue, I grilled a medium-rare steak for my boss, and he said, “I like it well done!”
– I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”

You should never bbq on your roof because the steaks are always too high.

My grammar may be poor, but my grilling is impeccable.
– I’d steak my reputation on that.

Zombies’ favorite food at a barbeque.

You don’t win hearts with salad

Before every barbecue, I tell myself I’ll eat healthy and stick to the salads.
– But then my plan takes a turn for the wurst.

A grill master wanted to load more bbq to the grill but ran low on hot coals. He, therefore, decided not to brisket.

A grill master wanted to load up the grill with more BBQ, but he was running low on hot coals.
– So, he decided not to brisket.

To all the grills I’ve loved before.

You don’t like hot dogs?
– Well, you’re the wurst

Just finished cleaning my grill.
– It was grate.

Hitler is never invited to bbq because he always burns the franks.

My buddy is awesome at grilling steaks.
– They are all very well done.

Hello, bae-becue.

Mesquite squite is Lil Jon’s favorite flavor of bbq.

You can imagine my surprise when I saw James Bond making burgers in the park.
– I guess he had a license to grill.

Leprechauns love to barbeque short ribs.

All grills are beautiful in their own way

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