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Hair puns in 2024

Because of her boss had a bad hair day, her day in the office was cut short.

He came closer and told me, “I mustache you a question, but first I need to mullet over.”

Where do sheep go to get haircuts?
— The baa-baa shop!

I’ve got a bad haircut and do you know what, I could not hair less.

My hairdresser is really mysterious and won’t reveal any of his techniques: he keeps them under dreadlock and key.

If you attempt to remove the curls from your hair, you may end up fro straighted.

To describe my hair, you need a big frocabulary.

Every chess player love one hairdo
— the ponytail.

The hairdresser’s client didn’t come in for their haircut, but she wasn’t upset because that shaved her a lot of time.

I got married to my hairdresser; we are a match pomade in heaven.

To cut the long story short, he dyed.

I wanted to get a perm but the hairdresser was so busy. I had to wait in a curly queue.

I am a queen crowned in my curls.

My hairdresser asked me for a big favour because he’s in a tight cornrow right now.

On the dance floor, the revelers said to one another, ‘I think we are in a twist.’

Every barber loves the Agent 007 because his name is James Blond.

Why was Pavlov’s hair so messy?
— Because he didn’t condition it.

My date cancelled at the last minute, so now I’m all dressed up with no hair to go.

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