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Hair puns in 2025

In my dreams, nobody shaves. I have a lot of imagine hairy friends.

What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
— A “glad-he-ate-her”.

I tried everything to make my hair curly, but it didn’t work – I was so fru-straight-ed!

Because her last client didn’t show up, the hairdresser’s day was cut short.

Curling is the sport hairdressers love.

Where did the sheep get a hair cut?
— At the baa-baa shop.

I heard you’re in distress because you got a bad haircut; don’t worry, I always shave the day!

I can’t fulfill my dream of becoming a hairdresser because I have dye-betes.

Our friendship could no longer be salvaged. We have reached a split end.

The blondes will never die, they only dye away!

Another bald chap I know never uses keys now. He’s lost his locks.

No matter what the situation is with your hairdresser, I’m sure it can be straightened out.

Don’t get on the wrong side of my hairdresser, he can really hair a grudge.

If you befriend a barber, you may never have any long conversation because they always cut them short.

Wise people always shave some money to spend later.

What my “Ph.D.” really stands for:
— Professional Hair Dresser.

The accident was a really close shave, their lives could have been cut short.

Barbers also make excellent cab drivers because they know every short cut in town.

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