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Hair puns in 2025

When my friend started to go bald, I tried not to laugh, but he looked hair-larious.

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My wife said she wanted to see 50 shades of grey.
— So I took a photo of her hair.

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I would love to speak a foreign language but I can’t; so I grew hair under my arms instead.

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I was in a hurry so my hairdresser had to do a bit of a brush job.

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Never start a fight with your hairdresser. It can turn out to be a hairy one.

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She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.

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If you want to groom a cat, you have to use a catacomb.

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A hairdresser’s favourite sport is curling.

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Whatever you do, don’t DYE laughing at these puns. You have a life to go back to.

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Most million-hairs made their wealth from deals cut on the real estate market.

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My hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in?
— Yes, here is a paper bag.

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I got some hair jewellery yesterday because you know what they say, diamonds are a curl’s best friend.

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I’ve been to the hairdresser’s and now I look very trim and proper.

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If you can’t pull off a great hairstyle, consider shaving it off.

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I wanted frizzy hair for life so I joined fro’ternity

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How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
— Eclipes it!

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Been invited to a hair washing party. I’ve no excuse not to go.

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I was in a relationship with a hairdresser but we broke up; I guess all good things must comb to an end.

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