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Hair puns in 2025

Been invited to a hair washing party. I’ve no excuse not to go.

I was in a relationship with a hairdresser but we broke up; I guess all good things must comb to an end.

Have you come across people who are such perfectionists that to describe your hair, they need a big frocabulary.

The chief barber was the last to speak. He gave his cutting remarks.

Why do bees have sticky hair?
— They always use honeycombs.

I know a few million-hairs who made their money by cutting very good deals.

I need to go to the hairdresser’s to catch some greys.

The best way to avoid falling hair is to get out of the way.

Our friendship could no longer be salvaged. We have reached a split end.

What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
— A mouse-tache!

I’ve never done this hair cut before but I’ll give it a curl.

Every morning the hairdresser wakes up, bright and curly.

We interviewed all the former hair-force officers, and none made the cut for the job.

straightening my hair has really done some damage i guess you could say my ends have run their coarse

There are three acceptable haircuts: high and tight, crew cut, buzz cut.

My hairdresser asked if I would donate my hair, but I think that’s a wig ask.

I am an optimist. Irrespective of how big a problem is, I straighten it out. Rest a-sheared.

Wise people know how to spend their money. They always shave some for later.

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