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Hair puns in 2025

My date cancelled at the last minute, so now I’m all dressed up with no hair to go.

I really wanted to take the job as a hairdresser, but they just put in too many condition-ers.

What a close shave it was, their lives could have been cut short.

Do people who live near a beach have sandy and wavy hair?

She was what we used to call a suicide blonde — dyed by her own hand.

My hairdresser is the funniest person I know, he’s just so hair-larious.

My hairdresser tried to blame everything on me but honestly, it takes two to tangle.

If you live down south and you really want a hairy drink, try the frizzy pop.

I hair what you’re saying but I don’t know that I agree.

Having long hair means I don’t have to depend on someone else to make a living. I’m in charge here.

When you’re a hairdresser, the dye’s the limit.

You cannot complain when your job gives you decent fringe benefits.

Which type of writing tool does not has any hair? – A baldpoint pen.

What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
— Curl Up and Dye.

My brother is about to cut your hair, so if I were you, I’d be hairy afraid!

I’m friends with a hairdresser but it’s difficult to have a proper conversation with him because he always cuts them short.

Everyone was sorry to learn that he had dye-betes.

In my dreams, nobody shaves. I have a lot of imagine hairy friends.

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