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Hair puns in 2025

That’s where Jack and I were different, he would let his hair down, I just took mine off.

My hairdresser is the best there is, he’s just a cut above the rest.

Well, I don’t deny the fact that I have a knack for getting into hairy situations. However, how I pull through explains why I am a cut above the rest.

Just when I thought I am going to dye, my hair started greying.

It’s great to have gray hair.
— Ask anyone who’s bald.

Hold on, this salon looks familiar – I think I’ve been hair before!

You’ve worked so hard to be a hairdresser, I hope your labour bears root.

The story goes that he was decapitated at the hairdresser.

If you perm your hair twice in opposite directions, does it come out straight?

What happened when the guy used hairspray on his moustache?
— He got a stiff upper-lip.

There was a really rude man in my hair salon today so I told him “I’m sorry sir, I’m afraid I moustache you to leave.”

I opened up to my hairdresser because you know what they say, a problem sheared is a problem halved.

The beauty with stories is that when explaining hairy situations, you can always put in a twist.

When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.

My shoulders are throwing a party. They’re just waiting for my hair to arrive.

If I take you to the hairdresser with me, promise me you will beehive.

Who wants their hair loose when they are dancing the tangle (tango).

He loved playing with scissors not for anything in particular, but for the shear fun of it.

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