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Hair puns in 2025

To describe my hair, you need a big frocabulary.

Every chess player love one hairdo
— the ponytail.

The hairdresser’s client didn’t come in for their haircut, but she wasn’t upset because that shaved her a lot of time.

I got married to my hairdresser; we are a match pomade in heaven.

To cut the long story short, he dyed.

I wanted to get a perm but the hairdresser was so busy. I had to wait in a curly queue.

I am a queen crowned in my curls.

My hairdresser asked me for a big favour because he’s in a tight cornrow right now.

On the dance floor, the revelers said to one another, ‘I think we are in a twist.’

Every barber loves the Agent 007 because his name is James Blond.

Why was Pavlov’s hair so messy?
— Because he didn’t condition it.

My date cancelled at the last minute, so now I’m all dressed up with no hair to go.

I really wanted to take the job as a hairdresser, but they just put in too many condition-ers.

What a close shave it was, their lives could have been cut short.

Do people who live near a beach have sandy and wavy hair?

She was what we used to call a suicide blonde — dyed by her own hand.

My hairdresser is the funniest person I know, he’s just so hair-larious.

My hairdresser tried to blame everything on me but honestly, it takes two to tangle.

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