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Hair puns in 2025

By not coming, he shaved me from lots of trouble.

If you want to groom cool cats, use a catacomb.

What my “Ph.D.” really stands for:
— Professional Hair Dresser.

The accident was a really close shave, their lives could have been cut short.

Barbers also make excellent cab drivers because they know every short cut in town.

The difference between Caesar’s barber and circus master is that one is a shaving Roman while the other a raving snowman.

Trying to tame frizzy hair can be very fro straighting.

Why girls play with their hair when they wake up?
— Because they don’t have balls

I bought a pair of hair scissors, they were second hand but they are in tip top conditioner.

It’s difficult to get an appointment with my hairdresser, her calendar is always full to the trim.

Everyone in the room said they would prefer dye-et cola.

My wavy hair will be offended if you don’t wave back

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

My hairdresser almost got arrested, she had a brush with the law.

I love family get together events. They are always packed with hairlarious people who light my moments.

When they opened the church, they couldn’t think of any better name than hairway to heaven.

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?
— Because if you drug them by their feet they’d fill up with dirt.

We were interviewing for the newest member of the hair force, but no one made the cut.

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