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Hair puns in 2025

Everyone was sorry to learn that he had dye-betes.

In my dreams, nobody shaves. I have a lot of imagine hairy friends.

If you perm your hair twice in opposite directions, does it come out straight?

What did the hairdresser say to someone attacking them? I’m too young to dye!

My hairdresser only ever writes with a bald point pen.

Curling is the sport hairdressers love.

What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
— A “glad-he-ate-her”.

I tried everything to make my hair curly, but it didn’t work – I was so fru-straight-ed!

Because her last client didn’t show up, the hairdresser’s day was cut short.

Our friendship could no longer be salvaged. We have reached a split end.

The blondes will never die, they only dye away!

Where did the sheep get a hair cut?
— At the baa-baa shop.

I heard you’re in distress because you got a bad haircut; don’t worry, I always shave the day!

I can’t fulfill my dream of becoming a hairdresser because I have dye-betes.

If you befriend a barber, you may never have any long conversation because they always cut them short.

Wise people always shave some money to spend later.

Another bald chap I know never uses keys now. He’s lost his locks.

No matter what the situation is with your hairdresser, I’m sure it can be straightened out.

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