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Hair puns in 2025

My hairdresser is very good with her money, she always shaves some for later.

All chess players love this one hairdo, the ponytail.

I know a bald chap who put a rabbit on his head. He wanted a head of hare.

That’s where Jack and I were different, he would let his hair down, I just took mine off.

My hairdresser is the best there is, he’s just a cut above the rest.

Well, I don’t deny the fact that I have a knack for getting into hairy situations. However, how I pull through explains why I am a cut above the rest.

Just when I thought I am going to dye, my hair started greying.

It’s great to have gray hair.
— Ask anyone who’s bald.

Hold on, this salon looks familiar – I think I’ve been hair before!

You’ve worked so hard to be a hairdresser, I hope your labour bears root.

The story goes that he was decapitated at the hairdresser.

If you perm your hair twice in opposite directions, does it come out straight?

What happened when the guy used hairspray on his moustache?
— He got a stiff upper-lip.

There was a really rude man in my hair salon today so I told him “I’m sorry sir, I’m afraid I moustache you to leave.”

I opened up to my hairdresser because you know what they say, a problem sheared is a problem halved.

The beauty with stories is that when explaining hairy situations, you can always put in a twist.

When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.

My shoulders are throwing a party. They’re just waiting for my hair to arrive.

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