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Hair puns in 2025

You’ve worked so hard to be a hairdresser, I hope your labour bears root.

The story goes that he was decapitated at the hairdresser.

If you perm your hair twice in opposite directions, does it come out straight?

What happened when the guy used hairspray on his moustache?
— He got a stiff upper-lip.

There was a really rude man in my hair salon today so I told him “I’m sorry sir, I’m afraid I moustache you to leave.”

I opened up to my hairdresser because you know what they say, a problem sheared is a problem halved.

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