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Halloween puns in 2025

Everyone just wants to have a gourd time on Halloween!

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For Halloween I’m going to write “Life” on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers

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Howl you doin’?

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Happy Howl-o-ween!

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I’m going to need to exorcise a lot after all this Halloween candy.

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Fa-boo-lous!

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Carving out some time for Halloween fun.

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Halloween’s not the same if I can’t be witch you.

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Fangtastic.

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No matter how much Halloween candy you eat, it always seems to go to waist.

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This Halloween, the only Candy I’m interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues

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Oh my gourd!

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I’ve been so bored these past few weeks, so this Halloween is really a breath of fresh scare.

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Enjoy goblin up all your Halloween candy
-just don’t let it go to waist!

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Have a fang-tastic Halloween

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This Halloween pumpkin really stuck a gourd with me.

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I have a few vampire puns, but they suck.

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Keep calm & carry a wand

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