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Halloween puns in 2024

Everyone just wants to have a gourd time on Halloween!

For Halloween I’m going to write “Life” on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers

Howl you doin’?

Happy Howl-o-ween!

I’m going to need to exorcise a lot after all this Halloween candy.

Fa-boo-lous!

Carving out some time for Halloween fun.

Halloween’s not the same if I can’t be witch you.

Fangtastic.

No matter how much Halloween candy you eat, it always seems to go to waist.

This Halloween, the only Candy I’m interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues

Oh my gourd!

I’ve been so bored these past few weeks, so this Halloween is really a breath of fresh scare.

Enjoy goblin up all your Halloween candy
-just don’t let it go to waist!

Have a fang-tastic Halloween

This Halloween pumpkin really stuck a gourd with me.

I have a few vampire puns, but they suck.

Keep calm & carry a wand

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