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Halloween puns in 2025

Don’t forget to carve out some time for pumpkin decorating!

No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!

Lazy bones.

I’m exorcising.

It’s gonna be a great Halloween
– I can feel it in my bones!

Don’t be corny

Oh my gourdness, it’s finally Halloween!

Beware of Resting Witch Face.

Mummy of the year

My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin.
– I told him I’d gourd it with my life!

Witch better have my candy.

The ghostess with the mostest

This Halloween, live on the fright side.

Witch-ing you a Happy Halloween!

More boos, please.

Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.

Fangs for the memories.

Happy Howl-oween.

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