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Halloween puns in 2025

No matter how much Halloween candy you eat, it always seems to go to waist.

This Halloween, the only Candy I’m interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues

Oh my gourd!

I’ve been so bored these past few weeks, so this Halloween is really a breath of fresh scare.

Enjoy goblin up all your Halloween candy
-just don’t let it go to waist!

Have a fang-tastic Halloween

This Halloween pumpkin really stuck a gourd with me.

I have a few vampire puns, but they suck.

Keep calm & carry a wand

Here’s to a Halloween full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy.

Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!

Trick or tequila

Let’s get this party startled!

Twix or treat!

Spooktacular

Pumpkin’ out Halloween puns like it’s nobody’s business.

You’re just my (blood) type.

Creep it real

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