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Hand puns in 2025
I got my arm transplant done at a great money price yesterday. It sure was discounted at the second-hand store.
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(0)(0) There was an explosion on an aircraft carrier that damaged most of the crew’s legs and arms. The clean-up of the disaster was all hands on deck.
(0)(0) Why did the elbow ask the shoulder for help? Because the elbow was elbow deep in trouble and needed help to get out.
(0)(0) If I had known I had ketchup on my fingers, I wouldn’t have rubbed my eyes.
Heinzsight’s 20/20.
(0)(0) Yesterday a thief stole all the hand-sanitizers from the grocers. He sure made a clean getaway after all.
(0)(0) Not every person is humerus. I always tell them that they should arm themselves with more jokes.
(0)(0) What would happen if you started reading ‘The Pirate’s Wrist? You’d get hooked.
(0)(0) My Grandfather never threw anything away, bless him He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade
(0)(0) Why can everyone clap with their hands except T-rex? Because they are extinct.
(0)(0) One arm told a joke to the other arm. I am sure the other arm found it very humerus.
(0)(0) A genie granted my wish for longer arms. But he cautioned me that my request could have far-reaching outcomes.
(0)(0) Why couldn’t you give any credit to the elbow for bending your arm? That’s because it’s one joint effort.
(0)(0) There is nothing stronger than a finger gun…
except for a hand gun.
(0)(0) I recently got a prosthetic hand and working at the poker table would be a challenge but I think I can deal with it.
(0)(0) Make washing your hands more exciting by pretending they are two giant octopuses wrestling each other to the death (while you sing happy birthday to them).
(0)(0) Sometimes, I just squat down and wrap my arms around the knees to lean forward. That’s how I roll.
(0)(0) Why was the little boy putting cake frosting on his elbow? Because when he told his mom that his elbow was hurting, his mom told him to put icing.
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