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Hand puns in 2025
Why is it better to amputate close to the shoulder? Because it’s twice as much work cutting off forearms.
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I’m in glove with you!
(0)(0) Why do the fingers refuse to agree with the thumbs? This is because the thumbs can be opposable.
(0)(0) The man who invented the wrist-watch probably had too much time on his hands.
(0)(0) I got in an accident last month, and the doctors told me that they would have to remove my left arm and left leg. At that time, I realized that I had no more left to lose.
(0)(0) Why should you always thank your arms? For always being by your side.
(0)(0) I broke my finger last week.
On the other hand I’m ok.
(0)(0) I was at the buffet line in a restaurant and as I asked what’s special for today, a lady handed her baby to me. I smiled and said, “no thank you, I am a pure vegetarian”. She was shocked I guess.
(0)(0) The guy who invented hand sanitiser must be rubbing his hands together right now
(0)(0) There was a boxer in our area who had a problem lifting his arm. It seemed that all his opponents had the upper hand.
(0)(0) What happened to the action star who broke her wrist during the shooting of a movie? She was still kept in the cast.
(0)(0) What do you call a tree fingers grow on?
A palm tree
(0)(0) What are the best names for your right-hand watchdogs? Rolex or Timex.
(0)(0) I auditioned for a carpenter’s hand and nailed it.
(0)(0) My brother was working on my motorcycle with me yesterday, and he exclaimed: “Oh God! This is impossible. It’s like I need four arms for this”.
(0)(0) What would you call a group made of arms? They’d be called an army.
(0)(0) What do you call an extra finger?
I don’t know, but you can always count on it more than the others.
(0)(0) Why do you think fingers are always a reliable body part? No matter what, you can always count on them.
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