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Hand puns in 2025

What do you call an artist with brown fingers ?
Pickasso.

I caught a bee in my hand and started shouting beauty looking at my friend. Little did she know, ‘beauty lies in the hand of bee holder”.

Omg I love my new snake skin gloves, oh wait that’s just my new hand skin washing them 17,000 times a day

I bumped my arm last week when I was digging for gold. It was a miner injury.

Why is our elbow also called our funny bone? That’s because it’s connected to our humorous.

I tried finger food for the first time
Luckily I only used five so I could still hold it

My sister fractured two fingers on her left-hand today. But on the other hand, everything is fine.

I lost my wristwatch today somewhere near our house. I guess now it is the neighborhood watch.

Broken arms can be annoying, but we think broken arm or not, you will find an arm joke that will ease your pain.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don’t know. He hasn’t opened it yet.

Why can’t people with no hands tell what’s wrong with a picture? They cannot quite put their finger on it.

I was trekking through the forest, when I was astonished to see a deer attack a bear . I exclaimed, “Oh deer, he’s gonna fight you with his bear hands!”

I am directing a musical about a girl with a fractured arm. It has an excellent cast.

How did an octopus beat a shark in the fight? The octopus was well-armed.

A friend of mine cut his finger off at work…
I suppose he’ll be getting severance pay.

I got my arm transplant done at a great money price yesterday. It sure was discounted at the second-hand store.

Can’t wait til this is all over and I never have to wash my hands again

There was an explosion on an aircraft carrier that damaged most of the crew’s legs and arms. The clean-up of the disaster was all hands on deck.

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