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Hand puns in 2024
What’s the opposite of lady fingers?
Mentos.
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(0)(0) Imagine a deadly disease you could kill with soap and water, but half the people are like “Meh, it’s more important for me and my kids to socialize.”
(0)(0) I got back from the Transformers convention today, and boy, my arms are tired.
(0)(0) What would it be called if a wife gifted a timepiece to her husband to wear on his wrist? It’d be called bae-watch.
(0)(0) I was driving with my daughter when she suddenly pointed her finger to an orange sign and said “Look Daddy, Road Works Ahead!”
I said “I sure hope it works, or we’ll have to take a longer route!”
(0)(0) What is the rudest thing to say to someone who has lost their fingers? We are crossing fingers for you.
(0)(0) If one ever cuts out their left hand, their right hand will be left.
(0)(0) A mime in the town got arrested after he got involved in a bar fight and broke his left arm. Well, he still knew his right to remain silent.
(0)(0) What would you call t-shirts with their cut off arms? Ampu-tees.
(0)(0) “There are five types of people…” *holds up two fingers *
Those who understand roman numerals, and those who don’t…
(0)(0) See these great wordplays that continue to make a way through funny conversations filled with laughter or a giggle in life with friends. You are sure to find one or two puns that everyone will love!
(0)(0) “The best time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.”
(0)(0) Some stranger cut off both my favorite doll’s arms and legs a week ago. It’s ok. I don’t hold crutches.
(0)(0) Why was the minor reported to the police for his arms? He didn’t have a license to bear arms.
(0)(0) I have a scar from an axe on my finger
It was an axident
(0)(0) My father slipped in the bathroom today and ask my mother for a hand. She started clapping and we all burst into laughter.
(0)(0) My hands are so dry they feel like they belong to someone else
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