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Hand puns in 2025
“Years ago I used to supply Filofaxes for the mafia. I was involved in very organised crime.”
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(0) I got my arm transplant at such a great price yesterday. It was discounted at a second-hand store.
(0)(0) Why shouldn’t every animal have guns? Because then they would become armadillos.
(0)(0) I broke my finger yesterday…
Blue foam everywhere, definitely not worth the money!
(0)(0) My grandfather was a soldier who lost all the feeling in his fingers after the war. I believe he’s out of touch.
(0)(0) I tell everyone this. I wonder why people don’t shake my hand
(0)(0) A man walked into a shop with a roll of tarmac under one arm and said, “one box of orange juice to stay, and give me another for the road.”
(0)(0) What would it be called if a tattoo on a person’s arm becomes the only way of identifying a dead person? It’d be called a handy clue.
(0)(0) It may sound strange, but my fingers are my most reliable body part…
I can always count on them
(0)(0) What would a Pope use to dry his hands? A papal towel.
(0)(0) I think a palm tree is just a tree made out of hands.
(0)(0) I’ve decided to get the numbers 1 through 20 tattooed all up my one arm. That way, people will always be able to count on me.
(0)(0) How many bones are there in the human arm? One arm-full.
(0)(0) My daughter broke her finger today,
but on the other hand she was completely fine.
(0)(0) A friend of mine met with a bike accident and broke his left hand. Oh, don’t worry he’s all right now!
(0)(0) “I had a dream last night that I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper – dicing with death.”
(0)(0) My friend broke his arm recently. When I went to see him, I saw that he was eating a giant bowl of herbs. When I asked why he was eating that, he just said, “you know, because thyme heals all wounds.”
(0)(0) Do you know the Spanish word for ‘the bow’? El-bow.
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