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Hand puns in 2025
What would you call a group made of arms? They’d be called an army.
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(0) What do you call an extra finger?
I don’t know, but you can always count on it more than the others.
(0)(0) Why do you think fingers are always a reliable body part? No matter what, you can always count on them.
(0)(0) When I got some fruit preserves on my finger, the doctor said they were jammed. He was kind of funny.
(0)(0) The weatherman of our local TV channel recently broke both his legs and arms in an accident. He called in from the hospital to mention the forecasts.
(0)(0) Why wasn’t the guy with the fire tattoo on his arm allowed in the building? Because there was a sign that said, “no firearms allowed inside.”
(0)(0) What is the opposite of lady fingers?
Mentos
(0)(0) I was so great with political science that I knew it on the back of my hand. But now it is difficult to know my left from my right.
(0)(0) Rash on my hands from washing them too much. Don’t want to brag but in the current climate that’s basically a Victoria Cross
(0)(0) I called my boss to say that I couldn’t get into our office’s security system al-arm when I was locking up the office last night. She sounded unal-armed.
(0)(0) Why did the guy wear two watches on his wrist, one on each hand? Because he wanted to have a lot of time on his hands.
(0)(0) Julius Caesar walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers
And says “Give me five beers”.
(0)(0) What did the cop say to a hand? You are under a-wrist.
(0)(0) I don’t like it when my friend has a hand sanitizer and I don’t. He’s always rubbing it in.
(0)(0) Everyone always tells me that I have my right to bear arms. But I never want to fight any bear for its arms.
(0)(0) Did you hear about a poker player that lost his arm and got a prosthetic replacement? He’s been finding it hard to deal.
(0)(0) I cut my finger chopping cheese
but I think that I may have grater problems.
(0)(0) Why is dry beef’s handwriting very bad? Because it’s very jerky.
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