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Hand puns in 2025

“I’d like to start with the chimney jokes – I’ve got a stack of them. The first one is on the house.”

Magicians always have rabbits inside their hats because they usually have trix up in their sleeves.

Why is everyone’s elbow so boney? That’s because it’s El Bone.

What’s the opposite of lady fingers?
Mentos.

My father just won three hands in poker. He said, “Some people really gamble anything to keep playing.”

Imagine a deadly disease you could kill with soap and water, but half the people are like “Meh, it’s more important for me and my kids to socialize.”

I got back from the Transformers convention today, and boy, my arms are tired.

What would it be called if a wife gifted a timepiece to her husband to wear on his wrist? It’d be called bae-watch.

I was driving with my daughter when she suddenly pointed her finger to an orange sign and said “Look Daddy, Road Works Ahead!”
I said “I sure hope it works, or we’ll have to take a longer route!”

What is the rudest thing to say to someone who has lost their fingers? We are crossing fingers for you.

If one ever cuts out their left hand, their right hand will be left.

A mime in the town got arrested after he got involved in a bar fight and broke his left arm. Well, he still knew his right to remain silent.

What would you call t-shirts with their cut off arms? Ampu-tees.

“There are five types of people…” *holds up two fingers *
Those who understand roman numerals, and those who don’t…

See these great wordplays that continue to make a way through funny conversations filled with laughter or a giggle in life with friends. You are sure to find one or two puns that everyone will love!

“The best time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.”

Some stranger cut off both my favorite doll’s arms and legs a week ago. It’s ok. I don’t hold crutches.

Why was the minor reported to the police for his arms? He didn’t have a license to bear arms.

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