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Happy Birthday puns in 2025

For the record, you’re not old, you’re a classic.

What do you call it when you train a kid to use a toilet on their birthday?
– A surprise potty!

Happy birthday to someone old enough to go vintage shopping in their own closet.

Have a toad-ally awesome birthday.

I have just discovered that the main reason why you keep getting hotter with every birthday you celebrate is because the guests just can’t get enough of repeatedly toasting you.

Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive.

Did you hear about the big birthday candle sale?
– It was a big blowout!

Why are you always warmest on your birthday?
– People won’t stop toasting you!

Hope your birthday is one in a melon.

My gift for you is a book about glue. I hope it sticks with you

Why did the doctor say to the birthday boy when he got heartburn from eating cake?
– Try taking the candles off!

Birthday candles don’t exercise because they burn out too quickly!

Does a green candle burn longer than a pink candle?
– No. They both burn shorter.

Hope you are having a turtley awesome birthday.

This whole birthday thing is getting old, don’t you think?

Why don’t owls exchange birthday gifts?
– They don’t give a hoot!

Why do candles love birthdays so much?
– They just wanna get lit!

Have a pawsome birthday.

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