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Happy Birthday puns in 2025

I hope the only things that blow are candles and balloons. Have a great birthday!

What did the elephant want for its birthday?
– A trunk full of gifts!

“Did you hear about the big birthday candle sale?
– It was a big blowout!”

What does an elephant want for its birthday?
– A trunk full of gifts.

Buddy, I hope you don’t eat a clock on your milestone birthday because it can be very time consuming

Does a green candle burn longer than a pink candle?
– No they both burn shorter.

What’s a bee’s favorite day?
– It’s bee-day!

Just tell everyone you’re not old, you’re a classic.

Hap’bee birthday.

We might not be cavemen, -but tonight we shall go clubbing because it’s your big day!

Why are you always warmest on your birthday?
– People won’t stop toasting you!

How do cheeses wish each other a happy birthday?
-You feta have a gouda birthday!

Did you hear about the birthday boy who swung his bat 100 times before finally hitting the piñata?
– He really busted his ass!

It’s your birthday — Be a little shellfish.

They say everything gets better with age.

Why do your relatives always remind you how old you are?
– Age is a relative thing!

Be careful, too many birthdays can kill you!

What’s the hunter want for his birthday?
– A pheasant

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