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Happy Birthday puns in 2024

Happy birthday to someone old enough to go vintage shopping in their own closet.

Why do people write on birthday cakes?
– Because everyone wants to have their cake and read it too!

More candles means a bigger wish!

You’re old, but you donut look it. Happy birthday!

On this birthday of yours, I just want you to know that you’ve been such a good friend to me that I promise to take all your secrets with me to my gravy

What type of music is scary for birthday balloons?
– Pop music!

What do you always get on your birthday?
– Another year older!

You’re not 50 years old, you are 20 years old with 30 years of experience!

Miso happy it’s your birthday.

I was going to wish something deep but was afraid you might cry,- so “Sappy Birthday”, sis!

What kind of birthday cake do you get a coffee lover?
– Choco-latte!

Why do we put candles on top of birthday cakes?
– Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!

What does one ice cream say to the other on their birthday?
– Congrats! It’s sherbert day!

Have a grate birthday in the cheesiest way possible.

I know birthdays get worse as you get older. But look at the bright side — not too many left now.

What kind of birthday cake did Peter Pan receive?
– A pan-cake!

Forget about the past, you can’t change it. -Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.
– Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

Oh ship, it’s your birthday.

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