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Happy Birthday puns in 2025

More candles means a bigger wish!

What do you say to a Mexican sheep on its birthday?
– Fleece cumpleaños!

Birthday boy/girl, nothing holds a candle to you.

Have a tea-rrific day.

I wanted to use a broken pencil to write something beautiful on a birthday card for you but I stopped because I realized it would be pointless to do so.

What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles?
– No cake for me…I’m stuffed

Why don’t birthday candles ever exercise?
– They burn out too quickly!

Why don’t owls exchange birthday gifts?
– They don’t give a hoot!

You’re pretty dino-mite. Happy birthday!

What goes up but never comes down?
– Your age!

Why did the birthday cake visit the therapist?
– Because it was feeling crumby!

This whole birthday thing is getting old, don’t you think?

How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
– They relish them.

What’s a monster’s favorite part of a birthday party?
– I-scream!

You are aged to perfection.

How does ice cream wish each other a happy birthday?
– “Congrats, it’s sherbert day!”

What type of music is scary for birthday balloons?
– Pop music!

Have an otterly awesome birthday.

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