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Happy Birthday puns in 2024

Birthdays are remarkably awesome. However, too many of them can kill you. Be careful!

Happy birthday to a [mom/dad] who’s smart, funny and good looking, from a [son/daughter] who inherited all your best qualities.

What does every birthday end with?
– The letter Y!

Congrats! You’re one candle closer to starting a house fire.

Have a soup-erb day.

Sis, I visited the local Samsung store this morning to get you a galaxy phone as a birthday present,- but the security wouldn’t let me in. Damn those Guardians of the Galaxy!

What goes up but never comes down?
– Your age!

What did one candle say to the other?
– “Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”

What did the teddy bear say after he blew out his candles?
– No cake for me. I’m already stuffed.

Sending you s’more birthday wishes.

Happy birthday to someone old enough to go vintage shopping in their own closet.

Why do people write on birthday cakes?
– Because everyone wants to have their cake and read it too!

More candles means a bigger wish!

You’re old, but you donut look it. Happy birthday!

On this birthday of yours, I just want you to know that you’ve been such a good friend to me that I promise to take all your secrets with me to my gravy

What type of music is scary for birthday balloons?
– Pop music!

What do you always get on your birthday?
– Another year older!

You’re not 50 years old, you are 20 years old with 30 years of experience!

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