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Happy Birthday puns in 2025

What’s the hunter want for his birthday?
– A pheasant

I am contemplating telling a chemistry joke at your birthday party today. However, I don’t know whether I’d get a reaction from the audience. What do you think?

You’re not 50 years old, you are 20 years old with 30 years of experience!

Why do candles love birthdays so much?
– They just wanna get lit!

I hope the only things that blow are candles and balloons. Have a great birthday!

Happy bird-day.

I went to eBay to get the best lighters to light the candles covering your cake. However, -when I look up lighters, their system showed me hundreds of matches.

Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
– A cat-alogue!

Why do pieces of popcorn always have great birthdays?
– Because they’re always popping!

Presents?
– I thought you meant you wanted my presence.

Have a crab-u-lous day!

You are one candle closer to starting a house fire.

What do you get a hunter for his birthday?
– A birthday pheasant!

I know birthdays get worse as you get older. -But look at the bright side — not too many left now.

How do raccoons celebrate their birthdays?
– They get trashed.

I know you are an addict to soap. My birthday wish for you is that starting from today, you become clean

You did a grape job raisin me. Happy birthday!

What did one candle say to the other?
– “Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”

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