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Happy Birthday puns in 2024

Hope your birthday is one in a melon.

My gift for you is a book about glue. I hope it sticks with you

Why did the doctor say to the birthday boy when he got heartburn from eating cake?
– Try taking the candles off!

Birthday candles don’t exercise because they burn out too quickly!

Does a green candle burn longer than a pink candle?
– No. They both burn shorter.

Hope you are having a turtley awesome birthday.

This whole birthday thing is getting old, don’t you think?

Why don’t owls exchange birthday gifts?
– They don’t give a hoot!

Why do candles love birthdays so much?
– They just wanna get lit!

Have a pawsome birthday.

Birthdays are remarkably awesome. However, too many of them can kill you. Be careful!

Happy birthday to a [mom/dad] who’s smart, funny and good looking, from a [son/daughter] who inherited all your best qualities.

What does every birthday end with?
– The letter Y!

Congrats! You’re one candle closer to starting a house fire.

Have a soup-erb day.

Sis, I visited the local Samsung store this morning to get you a galaxy phone as a birthday present,- but the security wouldn’t let me in. Damn those Guardians of the Galaxy!

What goes up but never comes down?
– Your age!

What did one candle say to the other?
– “Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”

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