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Happy Birthday puns in 2025

There’s nothing better than presents from friends and family on your birthday, unless it’s the presence of friends and family on your birthday.

You’re old, but I do not carrot all.

I searched everywhere for a camouflage dress to attend your anniversary party, -but I found none

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
– Aye, matey!

What do you call a 21st birthday?
– A beer-thday!

You know you’re getting old when there’s nothing left to learn the hard way.

I donut know what I would do without you. Happy birthday.

Congrats on proving that getting older doesn’t mean getting wiser.

How do people celebrate birthdays in heaven?
– With angel food cake!

You’re not old! You’re aged to perfection.

Did you hear about the tree crying at his birthday party?
– It got a little sappy.

Had you been an elephant, I would have given you a trunk loaded with gifts to commemorate your special day

Behind every great parent is a great kid. Happy birthday!

Why do we put candles on top of birthday cakes?
– Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!

They say everything gets better with age.

Happy purr-thday.

This birthday party is going to be so wild that the construction workers in attendance would definitely raise the roof

What’s the worst part about birthdays?
– Too many can kill you!

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