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Happy Birthday puns in 2025

Just tell everyone you’re not old, you’re a classic.

Hap’bee birthday.

We might not be cavemen, -but tonight we shall go clubbing because it’s your big day!

Why are you always warmest on your birthday?
– People won’t stop toasting you!

How do cheeses wish each other a happy birthday?
-You feta have a gouda birthday!

Did you hear about the birthday boy who swung his bat 100 times before finally hitting the piñata?
– He really busted his ass!

It’s your birthday — Be a little shellfish.

They say everything gets better with age.

Why do your relatives always remind you how old you are?
– Age is a relative thing!

Be careful, too many birthdays can kill you!

What’s the hunter want for his birthday?
– A pheasant

I am contemplating telling a chemistry joke at your birthday party today. However, I don’t know whether I’d get a reaction from the audience. What do you think?

You’re not 50 years old, you are 20 years old with 30 years of experience!

Why do candles love birthdays so much?
– They just wanna get lit!

I hope the only things that blow are candles and balloons. Have a great birthday!

Happy bird-day.

I went to eBay to get the best lighters to light the candles covering your cake. However, -when I look up lighters, their system showed me hundreds of matches.

Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
– A cat-alogue!

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