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Happy Birthday puns in 2025

How do people celebrate birthdays in heaven?
– With angel food cake!

You’re not old! You’re aged to perfection.

Did you hear about the tree crying at his birthday party?
– It got a little sappy.

Had you been an elephant, I would have given you a trunk loaded with gifts to commemorate your special day

Behind every great parent is a great kid. Happy birthday!

Why do we put candles on top of birthday cakes?
– Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!

They say everything gets better with age.

Happy purr-thday.

This birthday party is going to be so wild that the construction workers in attendance would definitely raise the roof

What’s the worst part about birthdays?
– Too many can kill you!

Did you hear about the tree’s birthday?
– It was sappy!

How can you tell you’re really getting old?
– Your candles cost more than the cake.

Happy birthday best tea.

For the record, you’re not old, you’re a classic.

What do you call it when you train a kid to use a toilet on their birthday?
– A surprise potty!

Happy birthday to someone old enough to go vintage shopping in their own closet.

Have a toad-ally awesome birthday.

I have just discovered that the main reason why you keep getting hotter with every birthday you celebrate is because the guests just can’t get enough of repeatedly toasting you.

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