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Happy Birthday puns in 2025

Why do pieces of popcorn always have great birthdays?
– Because they’re always popping!

Presents?
– I thought you meant you wanted my presence.

Have a crab-u-lous day!

You are one candle closer to starting a house fire.

What do you get a hunter for his birthday?
– A birthday pheasant!

I know birthdays get worse as you get older. -But look at the bright side — not too many left now.

How do raccoons celebrate their birthdays?
– They get trashed.

I know you are an addict to soap. My birthday wish for you is that starting from today, you become clean

You did a grape job raisin me. Happy birthday!

What did one candle say to the other?
– “Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”

There’s nothing better than presents from friends and family on your birthday, unless it’s the presence of friends and family on your birthday.

You’re old, but I do not carrot all.

I searched everywhere for a camouflage dress to attend your anniversary party, -but I found none

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
– Aye, matey!

What do you call a 21st birthday?
– A beer-thday!

You know you’re getting old when there’s nothing left to learn the hard way.

I donut know what I would do without you. Happy birthday.

Congrats on proving that getting older doesn’t mean getting wiser.

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