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Happy Birthday puns in 2025

I know birthdays get worse as you get older. But look at the bright side — not too many left now.

What kind of birthday cake did Peter Pan receive?
– A pan-cake!

Forget about the past, you can’t change it. -Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.
– Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

Oh ship, it’s your birthday.

Brother, I promise you your party is going to be so fun even the bankers wouldn’t lose interest

You know you’re getting old when…there is nothing left to learn the hard way.

Why do genies love celebrating birthdays?
– Because of all the wishes!

Congrats on proving that getting older doesn’t mean getting wiser.

I’m raisin a toast for your birthday.

Birthday candles don’t exercise because they burn out too quickly!

What did the teddy bear say when he was offered birthday cake?
– No thanks, I’m stuffed!

Wine improves with age and you improve with wine.

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
– When you slice it.

What’s the best way to remember your wife’s birthday?
– Forget it once.

More candles means a bigger wish!

What do you say to a Mexican sheep on its birthday?
– Fleece cumpleaños!

Birthday boy/girl, nothing holds a candle to you.

Have a tea-rrific day.

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