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Harry Potter puns in 2025

On a scale of 1-10, I am 9 ¾ obsessed.

I’ve started a wizard themed food blog. Fantastic
Feasts and Where to Find Them.

Quoth the Ravenclaw.

Sirius-ly Riddikulus Harry Potter Puns

How do Hogwarts students get down a hill? Walking… J/K Rowling.

Total granger

Owl get to it right away.

Why is Mad-Eye Moody such a bad professor? Because
he can’t control his pupils.

Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter over Facebook? Because he has followers, not friends.

Snape in the grass

Poor Potter cannot tell the difference between his
potion’s pot and his best friend because they are both cauldron!

If a wizard gets robbed by a Muggle, has he been Muggled?

Chant get enough

Where can you find Dumbledore’s Army? Up his sleeve-y!

How does the head of Gryffindor see when swimming?
She uses McGonagoggles

From the ron side of the tracks

But of curse

What kind of laugh does Newt Scamander make? A bowchuckle.

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