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Harry Potter puns in 2024

If this is ron, I don’t want to be right

Spell the beans

George Weasley’s favorite line from Shakespeare:
“Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.”

Why do Azakaban inmates have fresh breath?
Because of de-mentoes.

What’s your snapechat?

How much does it cost to watch Harry play his favorite
sport? A quid each.

Where would Bellatrix play if she played the saxophone? Jazzkaban

All I really wand to do

How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash? With quit-itch.

Where can you find Dumbledore’s Army?  Up his sleeve-y!

There’s nothing ron with that

Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!

Why do you never see dementors in Starbucks? They
can’t stand espresso patronum!

It was a really severus accident.

Why did Harry Potter get detention? Because he was cursing in class.

Why is Ollivander never home? He’s a wanderer.

Do you wand the good news or the bad news?

Anyone else who had committed Voldemort’s crimes
would have been riddled with guilt.

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