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Harry Potter puns in 2025

What do you call a Slytherin in winter? A Shiver-in.

I need a s-Potter for this exercise.

It’s malfoy-med (malformed)

I named my lizard Harry just so I can say “You’re a lizard, Harry!”

Why does Voldemort love Nagini so much? Because she gives him hugs and hisses.

That was Dumble-adorable.

A dumbbell door.

What do you call a postman that can speak to packages?
A parcel tongue.

Give the cards a s-hufflepuff

How does the headmaster get into Hogwarts? Through a Dumble-door!

That hippoPottermus really likes Harry Potter puns.

The city that neville sleeps

What do you call a postal carrier that can speak to
packages? A parcel tongue.

Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses? Nobody nose.

Stop joking around! I’m severus.

You don’t find Harry Potter funny? There is something Ron with you!

Which Harry Potter book is the darkest? Order of the
Phoenix because that’s when it gets dead Sirius.

These corny puns are hufflepuffection.

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