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Harry Potter puns in 2025

.The Great Hall at Hogwarts is so massive it can fit four
houses in it.

Granger things have happened

Neville gonna give you up!

Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter over Facebook?
Because he has followers, not friends.

What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord?
A Volt-demort.

Severus-ly though, ten points from Gryffindor

On a scale of 1-10, I am 9 ¾ obsessed.

I’ve started a wizard themed food blog. Fantastic
Feasts and Where to Find Them.

Quoth the Ravenclaw.

Sirius-ly Riddikulus Harry Potter Puns

How do Hogwarts students get down a hill? Walking… J/K Rowling.

Total granger

Owl get to it right away.

Why is Mad-Eye Moody such a bad professor? Because
he can’t control his pupils.

Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter over Facebook? Because he has followers, not friends.

Snape in the grass

Poor Potter cannot tell the difference between his
potion’s pot and his best friend because they are both cauldron!

If a wizard gets robbed by a Muggle, has he been Muggled?

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