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Harry Potter puns in 2024

How do Malfoys enter a building? They Slytherin.

Rise of the Planet of the Snapes. 

Why was Harry Potter in trouble at school? Because he
made fun of someone on Snape Chat.

What do you call a coughing quidditch commentator? A Weasley!

Goosey goosey gander, whither shall I wand-er?

Why did Severus Snape stand in the middle of the road? So you’ll never know which side he’s on.

.What do you call multiple potions teachers? Several Snapes!

If this is ron, I don’t want to be right

Spell the beans

George Weasley’s favorite line from Shakespeare:
“Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.”

Why do Azakaban inmates have fresh breath?
Because of de-mentoes.

What’s your snapechat?

How much does it cost to watch Harry play his favorite
sport? A quid each.

Where would Bellatrix play if she played the saxophone? Jazzkaban

All I really wand to do

How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash? With quit-itch.

Where can you find Dumbledore’s Army?  Up his sleeve-y!

There’s nothing ron with that

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