Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Harry Potter puns in 2025

Owl get to it right away.

Why is Mad-Eye Moody such a bad professor? Because
he can’t control his pupils.

Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter over Facebook? Because he has followers, not friends.

Snape in the grass

Poor Potter cannot tell the difference between his
potion’s pot and his best friend because they are both cauldron!

If a wizard gets robbed by a Muggle, has he been Muggled?

Chant get enough

Where can you find Dumbledore’s Army? Up his sleeve-y!

How does the head of Gryffindor see when swimming?
She uses McGonagoggles

From the ron side of the tracks

But of curse

What kind of laugh does Newt Scamander make? A bowchuckle.

How do Malfoys enter a building? They Slytherin.

Rise of the Planet of the Snapes. 

Why was Harry Potter in trouble at school? Because he
made fun of someone on Snape Chat.

What do you call a coughing quidditch commentator? A Weasley!

Goosey goosey gander, whither shall I wand-er?

Why did Severus Snape stand in the middle of the road? So you’ll never know which side he’s on.

Follow us on Facebook