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Harry Potter puns in 2024

Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!

Why do you never see dementors in Starbucks? They
can’t stand espresso patronum!

It was a really severus accident.

Why did Harry Potter get detention? Because he was cursing in class.

Why is Ollivander never home? He’s a wanderer.

Do you wand the good news or the bad news?

Anyone else who had committed Voldemort’s crimes
would have been riddled with guilt.

.Why did Luna get Hagrid’s signature? She is a giant fan.

Ron voyage

Are you a Dementor? You just took my breath away.

Why did Barty Crouch stop drinking Butterbeer? It
made him Moody.

Sirius as a heart attack

Why did Harry Potter get stopped for speeding?
Because he didn’t expect-no-patrol man.

Harry up!

I’d like to Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets.

If a wizard gets robbed by a Muggle, has he been Muggled?

Why did Snape throw away so many potions? They were past their hex-piration date!

Ron appetit.

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