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Hat puns in 2025

All these hat puns are beanie-th me!

You look so fedora-ble with that fedora!

A toy that’s also a hat and likes to spin around is a spinning top hat.

Every time I am down, I just imagine a T-rex which is trying to put on a hat.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
– Tyrannosaurus Tex.

At the zoo they have a special section of lions who wear hats. They call it the Dandy Lion exhibit.

I suggested my son wear a hi-hat for hat day at school but he said no.
– Apparently he’s not into cymbalism.

What do you call a sad hat?
– A somber-ero

Even though you do not like barbers, I am pretty sure that you always have to take your hat off to them.

Do you know which kinds of animals love hat?
– All animals that lay eggs because they have to hat-ch!

Why won’t a witch wear a flat cap?
– Because there is no point in it!

My boss went into work with a hat, and I guess he is my super-visor.

There’s a rule that limits the number of hats. I guess you can say they put a cap on it.

Do you know why Jewish people always wear yarmulkes?
– Because these hats with little propellors might cost extra!

My father has just been back from traveling with dozens of hats. Do you know where he’s been? Hat-iti!

A hat that says goodnight is a good nightcap.

What did one hat say to the other on the hiking trip?
– I’ll wait here, you go on ahead

What did Tom Hanks’ forehead say to him when he took his hat off while golfing?
– I’m the cap-tan now!

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