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Hat puns in 2025

Trending items on social media always have their own “hat-tags”.

Once again I’ve entered the annual tightest hat competition in our town, this year I’m just hoping..
..that I can pull it off.

What did the scarf tell the beret?
– You go a-head, I’ll hang a little longer.

When a beer wears a cap, it’s called a bottlecap.

If I were a sorting hat, I would put you inside my house!

Why do magicians wear top hats?
– So the audience can’t see their hare!

When a goldfish wears a top hat, it becomes so-fish-ticated.

What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
– A red herring…the hat was also a red herring.

What do you call a little guy in a pointy hat on a train saying “tick tick tick”?
– A metro-gnome

The Chinese man, who is wearing a hat, walks into the Starbuck store and orders a cap – pu – china.

I just see a big cat that wears a very flamboyant hat. I think it is a dandy lion.

What time is it when a hippo sits on your hat?
– Time for a new hat.

Why does our best hockey player wear a hat not a helmet?
– He wants to score a hat-trick.

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