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Hat puns in 2025

What does the hat say to the scarf? “You will hang around there, and I will go on ahead.”

A T-rex wearing a top hat is a dino-sir.

What will happen if you throw a white hat on the red sea?
– It becomes wet.

I told dad that buying a new hat for a pound is a small price toupee.

Do you know where doe these crazy hat women live?
– They live in Mad – hatt -an!

A friend of mine always wears a hat and a nun’s outfit when he is out. I think it is only a habit that he has.

Why are hat jokes the hardest to understand?
– Because they always go right over your head.

An auto company developed a new car where the trunk of the car looks like the bill of a baseball cap. They call it a hat-chback!

Why do they call that hat you wear in the jungle a pith helmet?
– Becauthe of all the monkeeth up in the treeth.

Hats hate the wind because it blows.

The pants of a pilgrim always fall down
– because he wears his belt buckle on the hat.

The computer cannot take off the hat
– because the caps lock is currently on.

Trending items on social media always have their own “hat-tags”.

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