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Hat puns in 2025

A Jewish child who is in a hat can also be called fedorable.

The most famous Indian politician and activist who loves wearing a hat is probably Ma – hat – ma Gandhi.

What happens to a witch with an upside-down nose?
– Her hat would blow off each time she sneezes.

A frog leaves its bonnets and coats in the croak-room.

A hat that says goodnight is a good nightcap.

I am not saying that my uncle John does not think deeply, but the only thing on his mind is often his hat.

Everybody in the town admires the barber. They always take their hat off when visiting his shop.

All top hats are top because if they were bottom, they would be shoes.

Why couldn’t the magician fit his top hat on his head?
– Because his hare was too big.

What do you call a turtle in a chef’s hat?
– A slow cooker.

You can tell a porcupine that has a top hat that it’s looking sharp.

I have recently seen the Miami Sound Machine. One of them waved a white and blue scarf and hat. He must have been a Gloria Leicesterfan.

Two hats are on a hat rack. One hat looks at the other and says, “You stay here. I’ll go on a-head.”

Why did the sailing shop sell so few hats?
– Because their hats keps cap-sizing.

Crazy hat ladies must live in “Mad-hat-tan”!

The most famous Indian political activist who is also a hat lover is Ma-hat-ma Ghandi.

Do you know what would the hat say to the tie?
– You hang around while I go on a-head

Everybody in the town admires the barber. They always take their hat off when visiting his shop.

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