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Hat puns in 2024

A frog often leaves its coats and hats in the croak – room.

What do we call a hat which loves going online?
– It is called a cyber – hat.

I just bought a new hat with a built-in fan that keeps my head cool during hot weather. It really blows my mind!

An ex-nun continues to wear a hat and a nun outfit when out and about. When asked why she said it’s a habit I picked up.

Did you hear about the Frenchman at the hat shop who kept getting yelled at by his boss?
– He got tired of being beret-ted all of the time.

The soldier with the biggest hat in the army has the biggest head.

Which person wears the largest hat in your school?
– The student with the largest head!

Hatters gonna hat!

There’s a rule that limits the number of hats. I guess you can say they put a cap on it.

Don’t worry about other kids saying bad things about your hat. Haters gonna hat.

Which actress dislikes hats?
– It’s Anne Hat-away.

We are in an environmental crisis
– because the ice-caps are melting.

Do you know why that football player on my team is wearing a hat when playing?
– Because he wants to score a hat – trick.

I saw an advert saying “Hairpieces from £5”. I thought, “That’s a small price toupee”.

A dinosaur that wears a dressy hat and a monocle, and drinks tea is a tea-rex.

Two hats were having a chat
“You stay here,” one said, “I’ll go on ahead.”

I was unprepared for a pun about Canadian winter hats…
– It really toque me by surprise!

Do you hear anything about that perverted magician?
– He can pull his top hat out of the bunny.

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