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Hat puns in 2024

What happens to a witch with an upside-down nose?
– Her hat would blow off each time she sneezes.

A dinosaur that wears a dressy hat and a monocle, and drinks tea is a tea-rex.

Your girlfriend is so fat that the sorting hat puts her in all of the houses.

What does a hat salesman drink to get him going in the morning?
– A cappuccino.

Why do many people who wear hats have terrible haircuts? Because they refuse to take their hats off for anyone.

Didja know that in Turkey they have a social networking dedicated to red hats?
– It’s called FezBook.

What do you call a car that likes hat?
– A hat-chback!

A Jewish child who is in a hat can also be called fedorable.

The most famous Indian politician and activist who loves wearing a hat is probably Ma – hat – ma Gandhi.

What happens to a witch with an upside-down nose?
– Her hat would blow off each time she sneezes.

A frog leaves its bonnets and coats in the croak-room.

A hat that says goodnight is a good nightcap.

I am not saying that my uncle John does not think deeply, but the only thing on his mind is often his hat.

Everybody in the town admires the barber. They always take their hat off when visiting his shop.

All top hats are top because if they were bottom, they would be shoes.

Why couldn’t the magician fit his top hat on his head?
– Because his hare was too big.

What do you call a turtle in a chef’s hat?
– A slow cooker.

You can tell a porcupine that has a top hat that it’s looking sharp.

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