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Hat puns in 2025

What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat?
– A dandy-lion.

I bet this went over some of your heads

To make any boat a hat, flip it over and it becomes cap-sised!

I am planning to go sailing and go shopping for a new hat. However, I start to reconsider it when the shop seller gives me a stern look and asks for my cap size.

These hat puns are beanie-th me!

Sailors don’t like buying bucket hats because they’re afraid of capsizing.

All these hat puns are beanie-th me!

You look so fedora-ble with that fedora!

A toy that’s also a hat and likes to spin around is a spinning top hat.

Every time I am down, I just imagine a T-rex which is trying to put on a hat.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
– Tyrannosaurus Tex.

At the zoo they have a special section of lions who wear hats. They call it the Dandy Lion exhibit.

I suggested my son wear a hi-hat for hat day at school but he said no.
– Apparently he’s not into cymbalism.

What do you call a sad hat?
– A somber-ero

Even though you do not like barbers, I am pretty sure that you always have to take your hat off to them.

Do you know which kinds of animals love hat?
– All animals that lay eggs because they have to hat-ch!

Why won’t a witch wear a flat cap?
– Because there is no point in it!

My boss went into work with a hat, and I guess he is my super-visor.

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