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Hat puns in 2025

Why were the five Mexicans sad?
– They were all wearing somber-eros.

What did that hat say to the gloves?
– You guys can stay here, I’m gonna go on ahead.

Almost all garden gnomes have red hats
– It’s a little gnome fact

What would the hat say to the bra?
– “You give those two a lift while I go on a – head.

Scientists have just created a new hat with many advanced features that allow us to communicate through it. It is called a c-hat-box.

Can you help dad find his beret?
– It’s an absolute head-scratcher.

Can you help dad find his beret?
– It’s an absolute headscratcher.

Sailors don’t like buying bucket hats
– because they’re afraid of capsizing.

I enjoy puns, but I will never tell a hat pun because they are beanie – th me!

What do we call a car that wears a hat? A hat-chback!

When a beer wears a cap, it’s called a bottlecap.

“Hats” should be spelled as “HATS”
– Because it’s all caps

One of my friends told me he was opening a clothing store that sold everything except for hats.
I thought he was pulling my leg, but when I asked him, he told me “Yeah man it’s true, no cap.”

When a goldfish wears a top hat, it becomes so-fish-ticated.

These days, I see so many people using hat – tags on social media. But why not so many are people wearing hats?

What do you call a little guy in a pointy hat on a train saying “tick tick tick”?
– A metro-gnome.

When told the Academy Awards was going old school and every presenter had to wear a top hat, which presenter bowed out? Anne Anne Hat – away!

That beret looks beret-good!

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