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Head Puns in 2025

If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head. Because it’s capsized.

Riley warned Richie to beware of the new boy in class as he is known for playing mind games. Richie said, “Thanks for the heads up.”

Why is that?

As a mythologist and head of the household, My word is lore.

Once I offered a teddy bear dinner; he said, “No thanks. I’m stuffed!”

I had cheese, but NO crackers; it was cracka-lackin!

Just been to the funeral of a close friend who died when he was hit in the head by a tennis ball Great service.

Do you know what I saw after the teacher smacked my head with a telescope? Stars all around me.

My boss said if I see you browsing reddit again, I’ll smash your head to the keyboard
I guess hejgfjucurbnfocndldpllkanabdvwcdcc

What do you call a Pokémon with a tiny head?
Zikachu

Yesterday I almost drowned in the pool; the experience was breathtaking!

Wanna hear a construction joke? Sorry, I’m still working on it.

A pile of books fall onto Sean Connery’s head He exclaims: “I only have my shelf to blame!”

Abraham Lincoln was a man a-head of his time.

Your head is so big that when it rains your body never gets wet. Ever.

A pile of books fall onto Sean Connery’s head He exclaims: “I only have my shelf to blame!”

What do you call someone who doesn’t like to poop in public? A PRIVATE TUTOR!

What do you call a pig that does karate? A PORK CHOP!

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