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Head Puns in 2025

Two meth heads start a relationship, is that considered speed dating or just mething around?

After banging his head against the shelf, Terry headed out to the hospital.

Your head is so huge that it has its own gravity pull.

Two meth heads start a relationship, is that considered speed dating or just mething around?

I decided to see my vacuum. It was gathering dust.

My friend’s bakery business burned down last night. Now his business is toast!

What did a hat tell a tie? You hang around, and I’ll go on a-head.

“Dad, why did you put lipstick on your head?”
“Because your mother told me to makeup my mind”

Your head is so big that you need to be careful to stay away from needles and pins so it doesn’t pop.

What dog keeps the best time? A WATCH DOG!

Why do people say “break a leg” before going on stage? BECAUSE EVERY PLAY HAS A CAST!

What did the hot dog say to the hamburger? I’M JUST SO DOG-GONE GOOD!

My wife bought me an expensive umbrella and she’s been holding it over my head ever since.

Do you know what big head Gary’s forehead is called? A seven head.

Your head is so big that you don’t need to go to the cinema, you already dream in “wide screen”.

When I was young, my dad used to throw quarters at my head whenever I acted up. He said, “Maybe this’ll knock some scents into you.”

You know what other bowl is great? A TOILET BOWL!

Why was it called the “Dark Ages?” THERE WERE TOO MANY KNIGHTS!

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