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Head Puns in 2025

Earlier today someone sent me a bunch of flowers, but all the heads had been cut off. I think I’m being stalked.

Do you know why big head Gary took two pages to fill the form? His passport photo is so big, it needed another page to end.

The Doctor asks the patient: “Does your head hurt?”
Patient: “Yes it does, doctor.”
Doctor: “Good, now are we vaccinating your child, or do I have to slap you again?”

I banged my head on a low bridge. Would have been ok if viaduct

These jokes are spinning out of control!

What did the frog’s wife say to her husband? I TOAD YOU SO!

I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

After a hectic day, everyone had a headache, so the teachers asked the students to directly head over to their rooms to rest.

Did you use a bowling ball which they never got out again?

I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink

Why did Mozart kill his chicken? BECAUSE IT KEPT SAYING BACH BACH BACH!

How does the train eat? IT GOES CHEW CHEW!

Do you know I lost my memory after I banged my head in a boomerang? It is coming back to me now.

A doctor says “The good news is it’s all in your head.”
“The bad news is it’s brain cancer.”

Your head is so large that I ran around it to train for my half marathon race.

I drink so much tea that if I were a dinosaur I’d be a tea-rex!

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? IT’S VERY TIME CONSUMING!

What three keys can’t open locks? MONKEYS, DONKEYS, AND TURKEYS!

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