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Head Puns in 2025
What happens to a person after they get hit by a pillow on the head? A con-cushion.
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(0) Did you hear the one about shooting an apple off your head with a bow and arrow?
Yeah, I don’t wanna Tell you.
(0)(0) Your head is so big that your left and right ears are in different time zones.
(0)(0) What kind of apples do professors in New York get? A BIG APPLE!
(0)(0) Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to MUFASA!
(0)(0) When I was young, my dad used to throw quarters at my head whenever I acted up. He said, “Maybe this’ll knock some scents into you.”
(0)(0) Do you know why big head Gary had to set up two showers in his bathroom? The water from the top shower couldn’t reach his body after his head.
(0)(0) Your head is so big that underneath your passport photo it reads “to be continued on page 2”
(0)(0) When I was young, my dad used to throw quarters at my head whenever I acted up. He said, “Maybe this’ll knock some scents into you.”
(0)(0) Which program do Jedi use? ADOBE WAN KENOBI!
(0)(0) What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
(0)(0) Why is a baby showing the top of its head during labor a significant event? Because that’s the baby’s crowning achievement.
(0)(0) The students were making head puns in a biology class, and the teacher got angry and told the students, “You can head out and never attend another class of mine.”
(0)(0) Your head is so big that you got booted from the stadium for blocking the skybox views.
(0)(0) Why is a baby showing the top of its head during labor a significant event? Because that’s the baby’s crowning achievement.
(0)(0) What is it called when Batman leaves church early? CHRISTIAN BALE!
(0)(0) What language does the stomach speak? HUNGARIAN!
(0)(0) Why did Rob not feel pain as he hit the can with his head? It was a soft drink.
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