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Head Puns in 2025

Your head is so big that your left and right ears are in different time zones.

What kind of apples do professors in New York get? A BIG APPLE!

Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to MUFASA!

When I was young, my dad used to throw quarters at my head whenever I acted up. He said, “Maybe this’ll knock some scents into you.”

Do you know why big head Gary had to set up two showers in his bathroom? The water from the top shower couldn’t reach his body after his head.

Your head is so big that underneath your passport photo it reads “to be continued on page 2”

When I was young, my dad used to throw quarters at my head whenever I acted up. He said, “Maybe this’ll knock some scents into you.”

Which program do Jedi use? ADOBE WAN KENOBI!

What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!

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