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Head Puns in 2025

I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

After a hectic day, everyone had a headache, so the teachers asked the students to directly head over to their rooms to rest.

Did you use a bowling ball which they never got out again?

I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink

Why did Mozart kill his chicken? BECAUSE IT KEPT SAYING BACH BACH BACH!

How does the train eat? IT GOES CHEW CHEW!

Do you know I lost my memory after I banged my head in a boomerang? It is coming back to me now.

A doctor says “The good news is it’s all in your head.”
“The bad news is it’s brain cancer.”

Your head is so large that I ran around it to train for my half marathon race.

I drink so much tea that if I were a dinosaur I’d be a tea-rex!

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? IT’S VERY TIME CONSUMING!

What three keys can’t open locks? MONKEYS, DONKEYS, AND TURKEYS!

I banged my head on a low bridge. Would have been ok if viaduct

Why did big head Gary not get wet during the rain? Because the rain couldn’t reach his body.

Your head is so big that you have to step into your shirts when you get dressed.

My wife bought me an expensive umbrella and she’s been holding it over my head ever since

My favorite football game is by far the “Sugar Bowl.”

What washes up on very small beaches? MICROWAVES!

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