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Head Puns in 2025

What do Russians call it when you put a bullet in a gun and fire it at your head?
Suicide.
What do Russians call it when someone else puts a bullet in a gun and fires it at your head?
Suicide.

Your head is so big that the airlines have to charge you for extra baggage every time that you fly.

What did the football coach say to the broken machine? GIVE ME MY QUARTERBACK!

I wasn’t able to make reservations at the library; they’re completely booked!

What is a red heads favorite drink? Ginger Ale.

Why does it take big head Gary so much time to hear from his ears? Because big head Gary’s head is so big, his right ear is in a different time zone from his left.

Your head is so big that “lather, rinse, repeat” is just not an option.

What is a red heads favorite drink? Ginger Ale

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? TO GET TO THE DARK SIDE!

What do you call a fat psychic? A FOUR CHIN TELLER!

I lost my memory after getting hit on the head by a boomerang. It’s all coming back to me now.

The prince gifted a crown to his beloved, she said she was head over heels with him.

Sponge Bob Squarehead.

I lost my memory after getting hit on the head by a boomerang. It’s all coming back to me now

The rodent club finished drafting a constitution, but it ha yet to be ratified.

Which state has the smallest soft drinks? MINISODA!

What do they play at a party when everyone’s sleepy? Talking Heads.

I was going to slap you because your head was in the clouds
But I mist

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