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Head Puns in 2025

Puns about heads are a great help for bringing that edge and impress through the conversation. You can select any pun from this group and use such a pun to make people laugh their heads off. Here’s a list of head puns that you can try to craft your master pun from:

Seriously, tell me, just how big is your pillow?

How do you call a man who can cook an egg on his head? pan o man.

What do lawyers wear to court? A LAWSUIT!

I used to be a banker, but I lot interest.

I bring my knees to my head and lean forwards. That’s just how I roll.

Being the head girl of the school, Hola had the job of counting the heads in every school event.

Wow, you must have extremely strong shoulders.

A balding magician had an act where he’d put a rabbit on his head and make it disappear… The hare vanished into thin

You can’t run through a campground because you can only ran; it’s past tents!

I’ve recently gained a little weight. DONUT MAKE FUN OF ME!

So a man walked up to me and placed some soil, plant seeds and fertilizer on my head. It was annoying at first, but I think it grew on me.

Why did Kierra only bring herself after signing up for a band performance? She signed up for all the voices in her head.

What’s the first thing that goes through your head, when you find yourself in a car accident without a seat belt?
The windshield

Now everyone calls me “pumpkin man”.

Why do the cows have hooves instead of feet? BECAUSE THEY LACTOSE!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? BECAUSE IF THEY FLEW OVER THE BAY THEY WOULD BE CALL BAGELS!

I threw a fuzzy peach at my doctor’s head and he said “that’s not assault that’s a sugar.”

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