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Head Puns in 2025

Did you hear about the man who had nothing else to do so drilled into his own head? He was bored to death

Why doesn’t big head Gary go to the cinema halls? His head is so big he can already dream in widescreen.

What is green, has four sides and hurts if it hits your head?
A pool table

Earlier today someone sent me a bunch of flowers, but all the heads had been cut off. I think I’m being stalked

What did the satisfied customer say to the server at a tea room? THIS IS MY CUP OF TEA!

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? IT GETS TOAD AWAY!

What do Mexicans wear on their heads in the pool? Swimbreros.

The students were taught brain surgery, and one of them got tired and said, “It is too much to wrap my head around.”

As a child a lot of kids would shove things up their nose.

What do Mexicans wear on their heads in the pool? Swimbreros.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

What do you call a belt of watches? A WASTE OF TIME!

What do you call it when a pillow hits its head? A concushion.

I was going to slap you because your head was in the clouds
But I mist

Your head is so big that people mistake you for a real life bobble head toy.

What do you call a sleep walking nun? A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

A book fell on my head, but I guess I can only blame my shelf!

How can a room full of couples be empty? THERE ISN’T A SINGLE PERSON THERE!

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