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Head Puns in 2025

Now everyone calls me “pumpkin man”.

Why do the cows have hooves instead of feet? BECAUSE THEY LACTOSE!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? BECAUSE IF THEY FLEW OVER THE BAY THEY WOULD BE CALL BAGELS!

I threw a fuzzy peach at my doctor’s head and he said “that’s not assault that’s a sugar.”

The scientists were given the task to design hats, and they lost their heads to it.

No hang on, I bet that just buy a king sized mattress to lay your head on.

I threw a fuzzy peach at my doctor’s head and he said “that’s not assault that’s a sugar.”

What do you call a fake noodle? AN IMPASTA!

Why will oysters not give to charity? THEY’RE SHELLFISH!

If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head. Because it’s capsized.

Riley warned Richie to beware of the new boy in class as he is known for playing mind games. Richie said, “Thanks for the heads up.”

Why is that?

As a mythologist and head of the household, My word is lore.

Once I offered a teddy bear dinner; he said, “No thanks. I’m stuffed!”

I had cheese, but NO crackers; it was cracka-lackin!

Just been to the funeral of a close friend who died when he was hit in the head by a tennis ball Great service.

Do you know what I saw after the teacher smacked my head with a telescope? Stars all around me.

My boss said if I see you browsing reddit again, I’ll smash your head to the keyboard
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