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Head Puns in 2025

Do you know I lost my memory after I banged my head in a boomerang? It is coming back to me now.

A doctor says “The good news is it’s all in your head.”
“The bad news is it’s brain cancer.”

Your head is so large that I ran around it to train for my half marathon race.

I drink so much tea that if I were a dinosaur I’d be a tea-rex!

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? IT’S VERY TIME CONSUMING!

What three keys can’t open locks? MONKEYS, DONKEYS, AND TURKEYS!

I banged my head on a low bridge. Would have been ok if viaduct

Why did big head Gary not get wet during the rain? Because the rain couldn’t reach his body.

Your head is so big that you have to step into your shirts when you get dressed.

My wife bought me an expensive umbrella and she’s been holding it over my head ever since

My favorite football game is by far the “Sugar Bowl.”

What washes up on very small beaches? MICROWAVES!

Two meth heads start a relationship, is that considered speed dating or just mething around?

After banging his head against the shelf, Terry headed out to the hospital.

Your head is so huge that it has its own gravity pull.

Two meth heads start a relationship, is that considered speed dating or just mething around?

I decided to see my vacuum. It was gathering dust.

My friend’s bakery business burned down last night. Now his business is toast!

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