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Head Puns in 2025

Saw my dad outside with a tv antenna on his head When I asked him why, he said he was trying to get more in tune with nature.

I gave my old batteries away… free of charge!

I had some chocolate cake the other day, and it was as rich as Donald Trump!

Midwife (handing me the baby): “Make sure you’re supporting his head.” Me: “That’s a great head you have there, Well done!”

What is Edward with a plank on his head called? Edward Wood.

I was on a plane recently and the flight attendant was doing the safety announcement ‘In the event of an emergency please put your head between your knees” and a voice at the back of the plane shouted out..
” If I could do that I wouldn’t be flying to Thailand”…

When I was a young child I had a large head. Everyone would call me “Pumpkin head”. Eventually my body grew into my head.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? AN INVESTIGATOR!

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera!

How do you call a man who can cook an egg on his head? pan o man.

Puns about heads are a great help for bringing that edge and impress through the conversation. You can select any pun from this group and use such a pun to make people laugh their heads off. Here’s a list of head puns that you can try to craft your master pun from:

Seriously, tell me, just how big is your pillow?

How do you call a man who can cook an egg on his head? pan o man.

What do lawyers wear to court? A LAWSUIT!

I used to be a banker, but I lot interest.

I bring my knees to my head and lean forwards. That’s just how I roll.

Being the head girl of the school, Hola had the job of counting the heads in every school event.

Wow, you must have extremely strong shoulders.

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