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Head Puns in 2025

What do Mexicans wear on their heads in the pool? Swimbreros.

The students were taught brain surgery, and one of them got tired and said, “It is too much to wrap my head around.”

As a child a lot of kids would shove things up their nose.

What do Mexicans wear on their heads in the pool? Swimbreros.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

What do you call a belt of watches? A WASTE OF TIME!

What do you call it when a pillow hits its head? A concushion.

I was going to slap you because your head was in the clouds
But I mist

Your head is so big that people mistake you for a real life bobble head toy.

What do you call a sleep walking nun? A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

A book fell on my head, but I guess I can only blame my shelf!

How can a room full of couples be empty? THERE ISN’T A SINGLE PERSON THERE!

Earlier today someone sent me a bunch of flowers, but all the heads had been cut off. I think I’m being stalked.

Do you know why big head Gary took two pages to fill the form? His passport photo is so big, it needed another page to end.

The Doctor asks the patient: “Does your head hurt?”
Patient: “Yes it does, doctor.”
Doctor: “Good, now are we vaccinating your child, or do I have to slap you again?”

I banged my head on a low bridge. Would have been ok if viaduct

These jokes are spinning out of control!

What did the frog’s wife say to her husband? I TOAD YOU SO!

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