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Head Puns in 2025

My friend always wanted to be famous but when he finally managed it for having the first brain transplant, it really went to his head!

Whatever you do, do not let Luke Skywalker see your head, he may fly his spaceship into your ear.

A pile of books fall onto Sean Connery’s head He exclaims: “I only have my shelf to blame!

What did the Mexican fireman name his two twins? HOSE A AND HOSE B

Why did “Star Wars” episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? BECAUSE IN CHARGE OF SCHEDULING YODA WAS!

As a mythologist and head of the household, My word is lore.

After the concussion, Ron started seeing many different visions. The doctor said that it was all in his head.

Your head is so massive that if you used it as a bowling ball, you would be guaranteed a strike everytime.

I bought some shoes from a drug-dealer; I don’t know what he did to the laces because I was trippin!

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? HE WOKE UP!

Why didn’t they play cards on Noah’s Ark? BECAUSE NOAH SAT ON THE DECK!

Did you hear about the man who had nothing else to do so drilled into his own head? He was bored to death

Why doesn’t big head Gary go to the cinema halls? His head is so big he can already dream in widescreen.

What is green, has four sides and hurts if it hits your head?
A pool table

Earlier today someone sent me a bunch of flowers, but all the heads had been cut off. I think I’m being stalked

What did the satisfied customer say to the server at a tea room? THIS IS MY CUP OF TEA!

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? IT GETS TOAD AWAY!

What do Mexicans wear on their heads in the pool? Swimbreros.

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