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Head Puns in 2025

Sponge Bob Squarehead.

I lost my memory after getting hit on the head by a boomerang. It’s all coming back to me now

The rodent club finished drafting a constitution, but it ha yet to be ratified.

Which state has the smallest soft drinks? MINISODA!

What do they play at a party when everyone’s sleepy? Talking Heads.

I was going to slap you because your head was in the clouds
But I mist

Your head is so big that the rest of your body will never get a tan.

Why did the bicycle fall over? IT WAS TWO TIRED!

TACO EMERGENCY! CALL 9 JUAN JUAN!

My friend always sleeps with his head on a bag of rice He said it was a type of pilau.

Why was big head Gary banned from the concert? His head was so big he was blocking the sky view boxes.

You don’t have a forehead, you have more like a 6 or 7 head.

My friend always sleeps with his head on a bag of rice He said it was a type of pilau.

Why is Yoda so good are gardening? HE HAS A GREEN THUMB!

Why won’t Han Solo eat certain meat? IT’S CHEWIE!

Saw my dad outside with a tv antenna on his head When I asked him why, he said he was trying to get more in tune with nature.

Roby’s father said, “Go be the headliner of your life.” So he went ahead and became a rockstar.

Your head is so big, you could paint a target on the back of it and giants could use it as a dartboard.

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