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Head Puns in 2025

Why did big head Gary not get wet during the rain? Because the rain couldn’t reach his body.

Your head is so big that you have to step into your shirts when you get dressed.

My wife bought me an expensive umbrella and she’s been holding it over my head ever since

My favorite football game is by far the “Sugar Bowl.”

What washes up on very small beaches? MICROWAVES!

Two meth heads start a relationship, is that considered speed dating or just mething around?

After banging his head against the shelf, Terry headed out to the hospital.

Your head is so huge that it has its own gravity pull.

Two meth heads start a relationship, is that considered speed dating or just mething around?

I decided to see my vacuum. It was gathering dust.

My friend’s bakery business burned down last night. Now his business is toast!

What did a hat tell a tie? You hang around, and I’ll go on a-head.

“Dad, why did you put lipstick on your head?”
“Because your mother told me to makeup my mind”

Your head is so big that you need to be careful to stay away from needles and pins so it doesn’t pop.

What dog keeps the best time? A WATCH DOG!

Why do people say “break a leg” before going on stage? BECAUSE EVERY PLAY HAS A CAST!

What did the hot dog say to the hamburger? I’M JUST SO DOG-GONE GOOD!

My wife bought me an expensive umbrella and she’s been holding it over my head ever since.

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