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Head Puns in 2025

The students were making head puns in a biology class, and the teacher got angry and told the students, “You can head out and never attend another class of mine.”

Your head is so big that you got booted from the stadium for blocking the skybox views.

Why is a baby showing the top of its head during labor a significant event? Because that’s the baby’s crowning achievement.

What is it called when Batman leaves church early? CHRISTIAN BALE!

What language does the stomach speak? HUNGARIAN!

Why did Rob not feel pain as he hit the can with his head? It was a soft drink.

What do Russians call it when you put a bullet in a gun and fire it at your head?
Suicide.
What do Russians call it when someone else puts a bullet in a gun and fires it at your head?
Suicide.

Your head is so big that the airlines have to charge you for extra baggage every time that you fly.

What did the football coach say to the broken machine? GIVE ME MY QUARTERBACK!

I wasn’t able to make reservations at the library; they’re completely booked!

What is a red heads favorite drink? Ginger Ale.

Why does it take big head Gary so much time to hear from his ears? Because big head Gary’s head is so big, his right ear is in a different time zone from his left.

Your head is so big that “lather, rinse, repeat” is just not an option.

What is a red heads favorite drink? Ginger Ale

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? TO GET TO THE DARK SIDE!

What do you call a fat psychic? A FOUR CHIN TELLER!

I lost my memory after getting hit on the head by a boomerang. It’s all coming back to me now.

The prince gifted a crown to his beloved, she said she was head over heels with him.

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