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Head Puns in 2025

Do you know what big head Gary’s forehead is called? A seven head.

Your head is so big that you don’t need to go to the cinema, you already dream in “wide screen”.

When I was young, my dad used to throw quarters at my head whenever I acted up. He said, “Maybe this’ll knock some scents into you.”

You know what other bowl is great? A TOILET BOWL!

Why was it called the “Dark Ages?” THERE WERE TOO MANY KNIGHTS!

I bought a bunch of antique spears online, but they arrived without their spear heads. I got shafted.

Dora suffered from a concussion and could not walk straight, as she tried to go near the door, the nurse said, “She is headed in the wrong direction.”

Your head is so big that your right ear is in a different time zone to your left.

I bought a bunch of antique spears online, but they arrived without their spear heads. I got shafted.

What did the Jedi say to the sheep? MAY THE FORCE BE WITH EWE!

How many stars did the Mexican restaurant get? ONLY JUAN!

What happens to a person after they get hit by a pillow on the head? A con-cushion.

Did you hear the one about shooting an apple off your head with a bow and arrow?
Yeah, I don’t wanna Tell you.

Your head is so big that your left and right ears are in different time zones.

What kind of apples do professors in New York get? A BIG APPLE!

Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to MUFASA!

When I was young, my dad used to throw quarters at my head whenever I acted up. He said, “Maybe this’ll knock some scents into you.”

Do you know why big head Gary had to set up two showers in his bathroom? The water from the top shower couldn’t reach his body after his head.

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