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Heart puns in 2025

Why would the Backstreet Boys turn out to be terrible cardiologists? Because they will say that whatever you have is nothing but a heart-ache.

You’ve stolen my heart. I hereby place you under cardiac arrest.

The best way to kill a French vampire is to stab it in the heart with a baguette, but it’s a painstaking process.

What do you call it when you try to woo someone with 50% of a Valentine? A halfhearted attempt.

What do you call a film on an organ donation bank? The Heart Locker.

What did the heart weather girl say to her boyfriend on Valentine’s Day? My love for you cannot be measured, it is off the ch-hearts.

You have to have this operation, before you have a change of heart!

You’ve stolen my heart. I hereby place you under cardiac arrest.

What does the man call his girlfriend whom he met on Twitter? Tweetheart

What happens when a cardiac surgeon tries to do comedy? The viewers have heartburn.

Why did the little girl color her Valentines pink rather than red?
– She was feeling lighthearted!

They say home is where the heart is, but I don’t think I want to live in my chest.

Which alphabet gang strikes fear in the hearts of the other letters? I Q U.

What was the main ingredient of junk food at the stall in the fair? Heart disease.

After the bypass surgery, which movie would be a cardiologist tell her patient to watch? Braveheart.

When we put our two hearts together, we can’t be beat.

A cardiology student who doesn’t get a degree is called a heart failure.

I have a heart-on for you.

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