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Heart puns in 2024

Why didn’t the skeleton scare the trick-or-treaters on Halloween?
– He didn’t have the heart!

My love for you is off the ch-hearts!

You wanna know the way to my heart? A scalpel and a bone saw.

What was the easiest way to reach a man’s heart? Through his chest.

Why did Lily paint the hearts in her Valentine’s Day card in white? Because she was feeling lighthearted.

You’re so beautiful, I can heartly believe my eyes.

The cardiologist is always in a great mood, he’s pumped about everything.

You’re my heartthrob.

What is the favorite musician of the cardiologist? Heart Garfunkel.

What did the cardiologist say to his girlfriend, who is a Geology student on Valentine’s Day? You make my heart gush, and thus I lava you.

I can heartly believe it’s been so long since the last time I’ve seen my cardiologist!

Why didn’t the skeleton feel like patching up his broken ribcage? His heart wasn’t in it.

What is Cupid’s favorite rockband? Heart.

Why should you remember to take the candles off your cake before you eat it? You might get heartburn.

What do you call it when you try to woo someone with 50% of a Valentine?
– A halfhearted attempt!

I really aorta tell you how beautiful you are.

The Mad Hatter and the Queen of Hearts had a rental agreement A lease in Wonderland.

Why was the musician taken to the hospital right after his performance? Because he played his heart out in it.

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