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Heart puns in 2025

What did the cardiologist say to his girlfriend, who is a Geology student on Valentine’s Day? You make my heart gush, and thus I lava you.

I can heartly believe it’s been so long since the last time I’ve seen my cardiologist!

Why didn’t the skeleton feel like patching up his broken ribcage? His heart wasn’t in it.

What is Cupid’s favorite rockband? Heart.

Why should you remember to take the candles off your cake before you eat it? You might get heartburn.

What do you call it when you try to woo someone with 50% of a Valentine?
– A halfhearted attempt!

I really aorta tell you how beautiful you are.

The Mad Hatter and the Queen of Hearts had a rental agreement A lease in Wonderland.

Why was the musician taken to the hospital right after his performance? Because he played his heart out in it.

What do you call a lover who left his date in the midway of Valentine’s Day? He is a halfhearted lover.

You’re my sweetheart, and I’m so pumped about that.

I have the heart of a lion, and I’m banned from the zoo for the rest of my life…

What’s the best tool to have when your heart sinks? A Jack of Hearts.

What car did the heart surgeon have for himself? A beater.

What did the Italian chef say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? You will always have a pizza my heart.

What’s the best shade of red for a heart?
– Beat red!

I saw a skeleton playing football, but he couldn’t score any goals: his heart just wasn’t in it.

What happened to the patient who refused to get a much-needed transplant? He had a change of heart.

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