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Heart puns in 2024

Why did Karen gift her boyfriend a lettuce plant? Because it’s all heart.

My heart goes out to you this Valentine’s Day.

Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops. Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalyps

Why did Gary send pictures of his heart X-ray to his girlfriend every month? He wanted to show that his heart is in the right place.

What was the heart-wrenching story Sara narrated? It was how a cardiac surgeon became a car mechanic.

What do you call it when a cardiology student flunks out?
– Heart failure!

I always used to get heartburn when I ate some birthday cake: it turns out, you’re supposed to take the candles off first!

Grandpa: “Don’t scare me, I’m a heart patient.” “If you scare me, I’ll never talk to you again.”

When the heart was found guilty of stealing, what did the heart police do? They went for a cardiac arrest.

Why would the Backstreet Boys turn out to be terrible cardiologists? Because they will say that whatever you have is nothing but a heart-ache.

You’ve stolen my heart. I hereby place you under cardiac arrest.

The best way to kill a French vampire is to stab it in the heart with a baguette, but it’s a painstaking process.

What do you call it when you try to woo someone with 50% of a Valentine? A halfhearted attempt.

What do you call a film on an organ donation bank? The Heart Locker.

What did the heart weather girl say to her boyfriend on Valentine’s Day? My love for you cannot be measured, it is off the ch-hearts.

You have to have this operation, before you have a change of heart!

You’ve stolen my heart. I hereby place you under cardiac arrest.

What does the man call his girlfriend whom he met on Twitter? Tweetheart

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