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Heart puns in 2025

You really should follow your heart, but don’t forget to take your brain with you!

My mate Gavin passed away from heartburn last week. Still can’t believe Gaviscon

What happened when the patient refused to get a heart transplant? He had a change of heart.

What was the doctor feeling before entering the operation theatre? Immense stent-tion.

What did the gardener give his sweetie for Valentine’s Day?
– A heart beet!

This is really cheesy, but you will always have a pizza my heart.

A golfer had a heart attack and died on the way to the hospital. He was on a fairway to heaven.

What was the Irish dancer called after he died? Michael Flatline.

What did a plumber say to his love interest on Valentine’s Day? You get my heart pumping.

I heartily wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day!

Cardiologists are great friends: they’re caring, and not vein at all!

Nurse: Here’s our list of donor hearts and livers in alphabetical order. Doctor: wow. Looks very ORGANized.

How did Gina know that she wanted to be a cardiologist? She always followed her heart.

What do you call someone who loves dark beer?
– Stouthearted!

You have to always wear your heart on your sleeve, just be careful and don’t get it dirty.

What kind of car did the heart surgeon drive to work? A beater.

What is Bernie called by his friends for his love for dark beer? A stouthearted.

Why did the shy doctor call his wife a thoracic cavity? Because she kept his heart.

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