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Heart puns in 2025

I lub dub you with all my heart.

Heart jokes are the best, they’re never corn-orary!

My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day I find it to be a bit cheesy.

What do you call an attack on an organ donation bank? A heart attack!

Why did Karen gift her boyfriend a lettuce plant? Because it’s all heart.

My heart goes out to you this Valentine’s Day.

Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops. Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalyps

Why did Gary send pictures of his heart X-ray to his girlfriend every month? He wanted to show that his heart is in the right place.

What was the heart-wrenching story Sara narrated? It was how a cardiac surgeon became a car mechanic.

What do you call it when a cardiology student flunks out?
– Heart failure!

I always used to get heartburn when I ate some birthday cake: it turns out, you’re supposed to take the candles off first!

Grandpa: “Don’t scare me, I’m a heart patient.” “If you scare me, I’ll never talk to you again.”

When the heart was found guilty of stealing, what did the heart police do? They went for a cardiac arrest.

Why would the Backstreet Boys turn out to be terrible cardiologists? Because they will say that whatever you have is nothing but a heart-ache.

You’ve stolen my heart. I hereby place you under cardiac arrest.

The best way to kill a French vampire is to stab it in the heart with a baguette, but it’s a painstaking process.

What do you call it when you try to woo someone with 50% of a Valentine? A halfhearted attempt.

What do you call a film on an organ donation bank? The Heart Locker.

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