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Heart puns in 2025

Are you a locksmith? Because you hold the key to my heart.

I wanted to break up with my partner, who’s a cardiologist… But I didn’t have the heart to do it.

I AROTA tell how much I love You.

What happened to the student who failed his cardiology exam? He had heart failure.

What happened to the patient who refused to get a much-needed transplant?
– He had a change of heart!

The other day I saw two birds who were in love: they were tweet hearts.

I gave my heart to a girl from Great Britain. She turns around and Brexit into a million pieces.

What is the heart’s favorite shade of red? It’s beat-red.

Why could the physician not find their lover’s heart during the surgery? Because it was on their sleeves.

How did the cardiologist figure out what she wanted to do with her life?
– She just followed her heart!

You must be a locksmith, because you have the key to my heart.

What did the vampire say to the vampire hunter that missed his heart. Well wasnt that an unfortunate missed-stake.

Why was Freddy called the heartthrob? He had frequent palpitations.

What did the locksmith tell his girlfriend on Valentine’s day? You have the key to my heart.

Hope you party hearty this Valentine’s Day!

I thought a cardiologist was just a really good poker player!

What’s the best tool to have when your heart sinks? A Jack of Hearts.

What happened to the cardiologist who wanted to become an actor? It was all in vein.

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